It all started when my parents said they were going away for the long weekend without us, by us I mean me and my sister, Donna. I mean, I was ok with that, I’m 23 so I don’t really want to be going anywhere with my mom and dad anymore, but I thought they would still take her because she is still 18 and it isn’t her birthday until next month but, no, they were going and we weren’t.

Fair enough, I thought, I’m still going to spend most of the weekend round at my Uncle Billy’s place, drinking, smoking and playing computer games.